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Abluthophobia8: Fear of bathing.

Acarophobia: Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Fear of skin infestation by mites or ticks3

Acerophobia: Fear of sourness3.

Achluophobia: Fear of darkness.

Achluophobia: Fear of the dark or of night3. Synonyms: Nyctophobia, Scotophobia.

Acousticophobia: Fear of noise

Acrophobia: Fear of heights.

Aelurophobia: Fear of cats3. Synonyms: Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia.

Aeronausiphobia: Fear of vomiting due to airsickness3.

Aerophobia: Fear of draft. Fear of fresh air3. Fear of flying7. See also: Ancraophobia, Aviatophobia, Aviophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia.

Agoraphobia[Web|Book]: Fear of open, public (sometimes crowded) places like markets. See also: Demophobia. 
Agrizoophobia8: Fear of wild animals.

Agyrophobia: Fear of crossing streets.

Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes. (from Best tag lines)

Aichmophobia: Fear of needles or pointed objects.
See also: Belomophobia, Belonephobia.

Ailurophobia: Fear of cats. Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia.

Algophobia: Fear of pain. See also: Odynophobia.

Altophobia: Fear of heights.

Amathophobia: Fear of dust. Synonyms: Koniophobia.

Amaxophobia: Fear of being in or riding in vehicles.

Ambulophobia: Fear of walking.

Ancraophobia: Fear of wind.

Androphobia: Fear of men.

Anginophobia: Fear of narrowness. Fear of quinsy or other forms of sore throat3.

Ankylophobia: Fear of stiff or immobile joints3.

Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers. [Book].

Anthropophobia: Fear of meeting people or society.

Antlophobia: Fear of floods.

Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single.

Apeirophobia: Fear of infinity.

Aphephobia: Fear of touching or being touched4.

Apiophobia: Fear of bees3. Synonyms: Apiphobia.

Apiphobia: Fear of bees. Synonyms: Apiophobia.

Aquaphobia8: Fear of water.

Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Arachnephobia: Fear of spiders.
Synonyms: Arachnophobia.

Arachnophobia[Movie]: Fear of spiders.
Synonyms: Arachnephobia.

Arrhenphobia: Fear of men6.

Asthenophobia: Fear of weakness.

Astraphobia: Fear of lightning. Synonyms: Astrapophobia.

Astrapophobia: Fear of lightning. Synonyms: Astraphobia.

Ataxiophobia: Fear of disorder3. Synonyms: Ataxophobia.

Ataxophobia: Fear of disorder3. Synonyms: Ataxiophobia.

Atelophobia: Fear of imperfection.

Atephobia: Fear of ruin.

Atychiphobia: Fear of failure.

Aulophobia: Fear of flutes.

Aurophobia: Fear of gold.

Automysophobia: Fear of being dirty. See also: Misophobia.

Autophobia: Fear of being alone.

Aviatophobia8: Fear of flying.
See also: Aerophobia, Ancraophobia, Aviophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia.

Aviophobia8: Fear of flying.
See also: Aerophobia, Ancraophobia, Aviatophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia.


Bacillophobia: Fear of microbes.

Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria3.

Ballistophobia: Fear of missles or bullets.

Barophobia: Fear of gravity.

Basophobia: Inability to stand. Fear of falling.

Bathmophobia: Fear of walking3.

Bathophobia: Fear of depth.

Batophobia: 1) Fear of heights or being close to high buildings. 2) Fear of walking2.

Batrachophobia: Fear of frogs and toads3. Fear of reptiles7

Belomophobia8: Fear of needles.
See also: Aichmophobia, Belonephobia.

Belonephobia: Fear of pins and needles. See also: Aichmophobia, Belomophobia.

Bibliophobia: Fear of books2.

Blennophobia: Fear of slime. Synonyms: Myxophobia.

Bogyphobia: Fear of demons and goblins3.

Bromidrosiphobia: Fear of bodily odors.

Brontophobia: Fear of thunder storms.
See also: Astraphobia, Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia, Tonitrophobia.


Cacomorphobia: Fear of fat people5.

Cainophobia: Fear of novelty3.

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.

Cancerophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomat`ophobia, Carcinophobia.

Cancerphobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomatophobia, Carcinophobia.

Carcinomatophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinophobia.

Carcinomophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomatophobia, Carcinophobia.

Carcinophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomatophobia.

Cardiophobia: Fear of heart disease3.

Catagelophobia: Fear of being ridiculed.

Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting.

Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors3.

Celtophobia: Fear of Celts3.

Cenophobia: Fear of empty spaces. Synonyms: Kenophobia.

Ceraunophobia: Fear of thunder3. Fear of thunder and lightning3. Synonyms: Keraunophobia, Tonitrophobia.
See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia.

Chaetophobia: Fear of hair. Synonyms: Trichophobia.

Cheimaphobia: Fear of cold. Synonyms: Cheimatophobia. See also: Cryophobia.

Cheimatophobia: Fear of cold. Synonyms: Cheimaphobia. See also: Cryophobia.

Cherophobia: Fear of gaiety. 
Chinophobia: Fear of snow. 
Cholerophobia: Fear of cholera3.

Chorophobia8: Fear of dancing.

Chrematophobia: Fear of wealth3.

Chrometophobia: Fear of money.

Chromophobia: Fear of colors.

Chronophobia: Fear of time3.

Cibophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitophobia, Sitiophobia. See also: Phagophobia.

Claustrophobia: Fear of confined spaces.

Cleptophobia: Fear of thieves or loss through thievery3. Synonyms: Kleptophobia.

Climacophobia: Fear of falling downstairs.

Clinophobia: 1) Fear of going to bed. 2) Fear of beds2.

Cnidophobia: Fear of insect stings3.

Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse.

Cometophobia: Fear of comets.

Coprophobia: Fear of feces. [Book].

Cryophobia: Fear of ice or frost. See also: Cheimaphobia.

Crystallophobia: Fear of crystals. Fear of glass3

Cymophobia: Fear of waves.

Cynophobia: Fear of dogs.

Cypridophobia: Fear of veneral disease3.


Deipnophobia: Fear of dining and dinner conversations.

Decidophobia : Fear of making decisions7. [Book].

Demonophobia: Fear of spirits or demons.

Demophobia: Fear of crowds. See also: Agoraphobia.

Dentophobia: Fear of dentists.

Dermatophobia: Fear of skin disease3.

Dermatosiophobia: Fear of skin.

Dextrophobia: Fear of objects on the right side of the body3. See also: Levophobia

Dikephobia: Fear of justice.

Dinophobia: Fear of whirlpools3.

Diplopiaphobia: Fear of double vision3.

Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking3.

Domatophobia: Fear of being in a house3.

Doraphobia: Fear of fur. Fear of contact with animal fur or skin3

Dromophobia: Fear of crossing streets.

Dysmorphophobia: Fear of deformity, usually in others3.

Dystychiphobia: Fear of accidents.


Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church.

Ecophobia: Fear of home. Synonyms: Oecophobia, Oikophobia.

Eisoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors. Fear of looking into mirrors2.

Electrophobia: Fear of electricity.

Eleutherophobia: Fear of freedom.

Elurophobia: Fear of cats3. Synonyms: Ailurophobia, Aelurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia.

Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting3.

Enetophobia: Fear of needles or pins.

Enosiophobia: Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin.

Entomophobia: Fear of insects.

Eosophobia: Fear of dawn

Eremophobia: Fear of lonliness. Fear of being alone7.

Ergasiophobia: 1) Fear of work. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.

Ergophobia: Fear of work2.

Erotophobia: Fear of sexual love.

Erythrophobia: 1) Fear of red lights. 2) Fear of blushing.

Eurotophobia: Fear of the color red; fear of blushing3.


Febriphobia: Fear of fever3.

Felinophobia8: Fear of cats.
Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Gatophobia.

Frigophobia8: Fear of cold.


Galeophobia: Fear of sharks3.

Gallophobia8: Fear of France or the French.

Gametophobia: Fear of marriage3. Synonyms: Gamophobia.

Gamophobia: Fear of marriage. Synonyms: Gametophobia.

Gatophobia7: Fear of cats. Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia.

Genophobia: Fear of sex.

Gephyrophobia: Fear of crossing bridges.

Gerascophobia: Fear of growing old.

Geumophobia: Fear of tastes or flavors3.

Glossophobia: Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.

Graphophobia: Fear of writing.

Gymnophobia: Fear of nudity. Synonyms: Nudophobia.

Gynephobia: Fear of women. Synonyms: Gynophobia.

Gynophobia: Fear of women3. Synonyms: Gynephobia.


Hadeophobia: Fear of hell3. Synonyms: Stygiophobia.

Haemaphobia: Fear of blood3. Synonyms: Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia.

Haematophobia8: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia.

Hagiophobia: Fear of saints.

Hamartophobia: Fear of sinning.

Haphophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haptophobia, Thixophobia.

Haptophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haphophobia, Thixophobia.

Harpaxophobia: Fear of being robbed.

Hedonophobia: Fear of pleasure.

Heliophobia: Fear of the sun. Fear of (or abnormal sensitivity to) sunlight3. Synonyms: Solophobia.

Helminthophobia: Fear of being infested with worms.

Hemaphobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia.

Hematophobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hemophobia.

Hemophobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia.

Herpetophobia: Fear of reptiles.

Hierophobia: Fear of priests. Fear of sacred objects3.

Hippophobia: Fear of horses.

Hodophobia: Fear of road travel.

Homichlophobia: Fear of fog.

Homilophobia: Fear of sermons3.

Homophobia: Fear of sameness, monotony. Fear of homosexuality. [Book].

Hydrophobia: Fear of water. [Book].

Hydrophobophobia: Fear of rabies. See also: Kynophobia.

Hygrophobia: Fear of liquids. Fear of liquids, esp. wine and water3.

Hylephobia: Fear of wood or woods3.

Hypegiaphobia: Fear of responsibility. Synonyms: Hypengyophobia.

Hypengyophobia: Fear of responsibility. Synonyms: Hypegiaphobia.

Hypnophobia: Fear of sleep.

Hypsiphobia: Fear of high places4. Synonyms: Hypsophobia

Hypsophobia: Fear of high places4. Synonyms: Hypsiphobia


Iatrophobia: Fear of going to the doctor.

Ichthyophobia: Fear of fish.

Ideophobia: Fear of ideas.

Iophobia: Fear of poisons3.

Isopterophobia: Fear of termites3.


Japanophobia: Fear of Japanese. [Book].

Judeophobia: Fear of Jews. [Book].


Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat. [How apt it would be to get this word in a spelling contest.]

Katagelophobia: Fear of ridicule3.

Kenophobia: Fear of empty spaces3. Synonyms: Cenophobia.

Kenophobia: Fear of voids.

Keraunophobia: Fear of thunder2. Fear of thunder and lightning3. Synonyms: Ceraunophobia, Tonitrophobia.
See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia.

Kinetophobia: Fear of movement or motion.

Kleptophobia: Fear of thieves or loss through thievery3. Synonyms: Cleptophobia.

Koniophobia: Fear of dust. See also: Amathophobia.

Koniophobia: Fear of dust3. Synonyms: Amathophobia.

Kopophobia: Fear of fatigue. Fear of mental or physical examination3.

Kynophobia: Fear of dogs4. 
Kyphophobia: Fear of stooping2.


Laliophobia: Fear of speaking.

Lepraphobia3: Fear of leprosy.
Synonyms: Leprophobia.

Leprophobia8: Fear of leprosy.
Synonyms: Lepraphobia.

Levophobia: Fear of objects on the left side of the body3. See also: Dextrophobia.

Ligyrophobia: Fear of loud noises.

Lilapsophobia: Fear of tornadoes.

Limnophobia: Fear of lakes.

Linonophobia: Fear of string.

Logophobia: Fear of words.

Lunaphobia: Fear of the moon3.

Lygophobia: Fear of darkness.

Lyssophobia: Fear of becoming insane.


Macrophobia: Fear of long waits.

Maieusiophobia: Fear of childbirth.

Maniaphobia: Fear of insanity.

Mastigophobia: Fear of punishment. Fear of flogging8.

Mechanophobia: Fear of machines or machinery.

Megalophobia: Fear of large things.

Melissophobia: Fear of bees.

Melophobia: Fear of music.

Merinthophobia: Fear of being bound3.

Metallophobia: Fear of metal.

Meteorophobia: Fear of meteors or meteorites3.

Metrophobia: Fear of poetry.

Microbiophobia: Fear of microbes. Synonyms: Microphobia. See also: Bacillophobia.

Microphobia: Fear of microbes3. Synonyms: Microbiophobia. See also: Bacillophobia.

Misanthropy: Hatred of mankind; pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behaviour. [Book].

Misogynism: Hatred of females3. Synonyms: Misogyny.

Misogyny: Hatred of females3. Synonyms: Misogynism.

Misophobia: Fear of dirt, especially of being contaminated by dirt. [Book]. See also: Automysophobia, Rhypophobia.

Misosophy: Hatred of wisdom3.

Molysomophobia: Fear of dirt or contamination. Fear of infection3.

Monopathophobia: Fear of sickness in a specific part of the body

Monophobia: Fear of being alone. Fear of one thing3.

Musicophobia: Fear of music3.

Musophobia: Fear of mice.

Mycrophobia: Fear of small things.

Mysophobia: Fear of dirt or contamination.

Mythophobia: Fear of making false statements3.

Myxophobia: Fear of slime. See also: Blennophobia.

Myxophobia: Fear of slime3. Synonyms: Blennophobia.


Nebulaphobia: Fear of fog. See also: Homichlophobia.

Necrophobia: Fear of dead things. Fear of death3.

Neophobia: Fear of anything new.

Nephophobia: Fear of clouds.

Noctiphobia: Fear of the night.

Nosophobia: Fear of becoming ill.

Novercaphobia: Fear of your mother-in-law.

Nudophobia: Fear of nudity3. Synonyms: Gymnophobia.

Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark or of night. Synonyms: Achluophobia, Scotophobia.


Ochlophobia: Fear of crowds or mobs.

Ochophobia: Fear of vehicles.

Odontophobia: Fear of teeth.

Odynophobia: Fear of pain. See also: Algophobia.

Oecophobia: Fear of home3. Synonyms: Ecophobia, Oikophobia.

Oenophobia: Fear of wine3. Synonyms: Oinophobia.

Oikophobia: Fear of home3. Synonyms: Ecophobia, Oecophobia.

Oinophobia: Fear of wine3. Synonyms: Oenophobia.

Olfactophobia: Fear of smells. See also: Geumophobia.

Ombrophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on.

Ommetaphobia: Fear of eyes.

Onomatophobia: Fear of hearing a certain word or words, or name or names.


Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes3. See also: Herpetophobia.

Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at.

Ornithophobia: Fear of birds.

Orthophobia: Fear of property.

Osmophobia: Fear of smells.


Panphobia: Fear of everything. A nonspecific fear; A state of general anxiety3. Synonyms: Pantophobia.

Panthophobia: Fear of suffering and disease.

Pantophobia: Fear of everything. A nonspecific fear; A state of general anxiety3. Synonyms: Panphobia.

Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.

Paralipophobia: Fear of responsibility. Fear of neglect of responsibility3.

Paraphobia: Fear of sexual perversion3.

Parasitophobia: Fear of parasites3.

Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls.

Pathophobia: Fear of disease3.

Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning.

Pediculophobia: Fear of lice.

Pediaphobia8: Fear of children.
Synonyms: Pedophobia.

Pedophobia: Fear of children.
Synonyms: Pediaphobia.

Peladophobia: Fear of baldness3.

Peniaphobia: Fear of poverty.

Peniaphobia: Fear of poverty.

Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law. See also Novercaphobia.

Phagophobia: Fear of swallowing. Fear of eating3.

Pharmacophobia: Fear of drugs.
Synonyms: Pharmcophobia.

Pharmcophobia8: Fear of drugs.
Synonyms: Pharmacophobia.

Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.

Phenogophobia: Fear of daylight3.

Philophobia: Fear of falling in love or being in love.

Philosophobia: Fear of philosophy.

Phobophobia: Fear of phobias. [Book].

Phonemophobia: Fear of thinking3.

Phonophobia: Fear of noises or voices.

Photalgiophobia: Fear of photalgin, pain in the eyes caused by light3.

Photophobia: Fear of light. Fear of (strong) light8.

Phthiriophobia: Fear of lice. See also: Pediculophobia

Placophobia: Fear of tombstones.

Pluviophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on.

Pneumatophobia: Fear of spirits or noncorporeal beings.

Pnigerophobia: Fear of choking3. Fear of smothering7.

Pnigophobia: Fear of choking.

Pogonophobia: Fear of beards.

Poinephobia: Fear of punishment.

Politicophobia: Fear of politicians.

Polyphobia: Fear of many things3.

Ponophobia: Fearear of overworking. Fear of fatigue, esp. thru overworking3.

Potamophobia: Fear of rivers.

Potophobia: Fear of alcohol or acoholic beverages.

Prosophobia: Fear of progress.

Psellismophobia: Fear of stuttering.

Psychophobia: Fear of the cold3. See also: Cheimaphobia.

Psychophobia: Fear of the mind3.

Pteronophobia: Fear of being tickled by feathers. Fear of feathers3.

Pyrexiophobia: Fear of fever3. See also: Thermophobia.

Pyrophobia: Fear of fire.


Rectophobia: Fear of rectum.

Rhabdophobia: Fear of magic. Fear of being eaten3.

Rhypophobia: Fear of filth3.

Rhytiphobia: Fear of getting wrinkles.

Russophobia: Fear of Russians. [Book].


Satanophobia: Fear of Satan.

Scholionophobia7: Fear of school. Synonyms: Scolionophobia.

Sciophobia: Fear of shadows.

Scoleciphobia: Fear of worms3. See also: Helminthophobia.

Scolionophobia: Fear of school6. Synonyms: Scholionophobia.

Scopophobia: Fear of being seen or looked at.

Scotophobia: Fear of darkness. See also: Achluophobia.

Scotophobia: Fear of the dark or of night3. Synonyms: Nyctophobia, Achluophobia.

Selaphobia: Fear of light flashes.

Septophobia: Fear of decaying matter.

Siderodromophobia: Fear of train travel.

Siderophobia: Fear of stars.

Sinophobia: Fear of Chinese.

Sitiophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Cibophobia, Sitophobia. See also: Phagophobia.

Sitiophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitophobia. See also: Cibophobia.

Sitophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Cibophobia, Sitiophobia. See also: Phagophobia.

Sitophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitiophobia. See also: Cibophobia.

Soceraphobia: Fear of parents-in-law.

Solophobia: Fear of the sun3. Fear of (or abnormal sensitivity to) sunlight3. Synonyms: Heliophobia.

Sophophobia: Fear of learning.

Specrophobia: Fear of specters or phantoms3. See also: Phasmophobia, Pneumatophobia.

Spectrophobia: Fear of looking in a mirror.

Spermatophobia: Fear of germs. Synonyms: Spermophobia.

Spermophobia: Fear of germs. Synonyms: Spermatophobia.

Spheksophobia : Fear of wasps7.

Stasibasiphobia: Fear of standing or walking. Conviction that one cannot stand or walk3. See also: Ambulophobia.

Staurophobia: Fear of crosses or the crucifix.

Stenophobia: Fear of narrow things or places.

Stygiophobia: Fear of hell.

Stygiophobia: Fear of hell3. Synonyms: Hadeophobia.

Symmetrophobia: Fear of symmetry.

Syngenesophobia: Fear of relatives.


Tabophobia: Fear of a wasting sickness3.

Tachophobia: Fear of speed.

Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Synonyms: Taphophobia.

Taphophobia8: Fear of graves or being buried alive.
Synonyms: Taphephobia.

Tapinophobia: Fear of being contagious. Fear of small things3.

Taurophobia: Fear of bulls.

Technophobia: Fear of arts and crafts. Fear of technology7. [Book].

Teleophobia: 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Fear of religious ceremony.

Telephonophobia: Fear of telephones.

Teratophobia: Fear of monsters. Fear of bearing a deformed child.

Terdekaphobia8: Fear of the number 13.
Synonyms: Triskadekaphobia.

Teutophobia: Fear of German or German things.

Thaasophobia: Fear of being idle3.

Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea.

Thanatophobia: Fear of death or dying.

Theatrophobia: Fear of theatres3.

Theologicophobia: Fear of theology.

Theophobia: Fear of gods or religion.

Thermophobia: Fear of heat.

Thixophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haptophobia, Haphophobia.

Thixophobia: Fear of touching2.

Tocophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth. Synonyms: Tokophobia.

Tokophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth3. Synonyms: Tocophobia.

Tomophobia: Fear of surgical operations3.

Tonitrophobia: Fear of thunder.
Synonyms: Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia. See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia, 
Topophobia: Fear of certain places. Fear of performing ("Stage Fright")7.

Toxicophobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxiphobia, Toxophobia.

Toxiphobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxophobia, Toxicophobia.

Toxophobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxiphobia, Toxicophobia.

Traumatophobia: Fear of injury. Fear of war3.

Tremophobia: Fear of trembling3.

Trichophobia: Fear of hair3. Synonyms: Chaetophobia.

Triskadekaphobia: Fear of the number 13.
Synonyms: Terdekaphobia, 
Tropophobia: Fear of making changes.

Tyrannophobia: Fear of tyrants.


Uranophobia: Fear of heaven.

Urophobia: Fear of urine.


Vaccinophobia: Fear of vaccines and vaccination3.

Venereophobia: Fear of venereal disease3.

Verbophobia: Fear of words.

Vermiphobia: Fear of (earth, not intestinal) worms3. See also: Helminthophobia.

Vestiophobia: Fear of clothing2.

Vitricophobia: Fear of one's step-father.


Xanthophobia: Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners, or anything foreign. [Book].

Xerophobia: Fear of dryness and dry places, esp. deserts3.

Xylophobia: Fear of wooden objects or forests.


Zelophobia: Fear of jealousy3.

Zoophobia: Fear of animals3.

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What is?
This question defines the domain of ontology. We believe that the fundamental stuff of being, the essence of the universe, consists of elementary processes or actions, rather than matter, energy or ideas. Complex organizations, such as atoms, molecules, space and time, living beings, minds and societies emerge out of these actions through the process of evolution.

Why is there something rather than nothing?
The universe arose spontaneously, through self-organizing evolution, based on the self-evident principles of variation and natural selection. Any possible variation (for example a "quantum fluctuation of the vacum") would be sufficient to set the self-organizing process in motion, thus generating a complex universe with its diverse components and structures. 

Why is the world the way it is? 
The specific state of the universe or the world in which we live is partially a historical accident, since evolution is an indeterministic process, partially the result of a lawful process of self-organization, which leads predictably to higher levels of organization through the mechanism of metasystem transition.

Where does it all come from?
We can reconstruct in some detail the subsequent stages in the evolution of the universe, leading from the Big Bang, elementary particles, atoms and molecules to living cells, multicellular organisms, animals, people and society. Thus the history of evolution, conceived as a sequence of metasystem transitions, tells us how and in which order all the different types of phenomena we see around us have arisen.

Where do we come from? 
Humans evolved out of animals that had the capacity to learn associations from the environment, by additionally acquiring the capacity to think, that is, autonomously control these associations. Human thought is rooted in the emergence of symbolic language.

Who are we? 
As far as we know, humans occupy the provisionally most advanced level in the hierarchy of metasystems. Our capacity for thought distinguishes us from the animals by giving us uniquely human characteristics, such as self-consciousness, tool making, imagination, planning, play, sense of humor and esthetic feelings.

Where are we going to? 
The theory of metasystem transitions helps us to extrapolate present, on-going progress into the future. Recent developments point to a new metasystem transition which will bring us to a yet higher level of complexity or consciousness, transcending individual thought. This emergent level is perhaps best described by the metaphor of the social superorganism and its global brain.

What is the purpose of it all?
Evolution does not have a purpose, in the sense of a fixed goal to which it is advancing. However, although evolution is largely unpredictable, it is not random either. Selection can be seen as having the implicit goal of maximizing survivability or fitness. This implies a preferred direction of evolution, which is in practice characterized by increasing complexity, adaptivity and intelligence. 

Is there a God?
Since the mechanisms of self-organizing evolution satisfactorily explain the origin and development of the universe, and our place in it, there is no need to postulate a personal God, in the sense of a conscious entity outside of the universe which created that universe. But since in our ontology every action is assigned to, or labelled by, an agent, it is possible to define God as the agent of the Big Bang. Similarly, it is possible to consider the universe as a whole, or the process of evolution itself, as God-like, in the spirit of pantheism.

What is good and what is evil?
The evolutionary mechanism of natural selection makes an implicit distinction between "good" or "fit" situations (those which survive in the long term), and "bad" or "unfit" ones (those which are eliminated sooner or later). Therefore, we might equate good or higher values with anything that contributes to survival and the continuation of the process of evolution, and evil with anything that destroys, kills or thwarts the development of fit systems.

What is knowledge? 
This question defines the domain of epistemology. Knowledge is the existence in a cybernetic system of a model, which allows that system to make predictions, that is, to anticipate processes in its environment. Thus, the system gets control over its environment. Such a model is a personal construction, not an objective reflection of outside reality.

What is truth?
There are no absolute truths. The truth of a theory is merely its power to produce predictions that are confirmed by observations. However, different theories can produce similar predictions without one of them being right and the other wrong. "True" knowledge is the one that best survives the natural selection for predictive power.

What is consciousness?
Even the most primitive cybernetic agent must be able to sense its environment in order to reach its goals. More complex agents can integrate different sensations into a global awareness of their situation, and use subsequent experiences to learn and improve their mental functioning. Only people are moreover conscious of their own experiences, and thus able to control them. Such consciousness is an eminently subjective relation between the agent and the relevant internal and external aspects of its situation. It is not some mysterious kind of substance or fluid, and there is no intrinsically "hard" problem of consciousness.

Do we have a "free will"?
The unpredictability implied by quantum mechanics has done away with the Newtonian world view, in which all future events are predetermined. In our evolutionary worldview, there always is a choice: a variety of possibilities, some of which are retained by selection. The defining characteristic of a cybernetic agent is some degree of control over that selection. Because of their capacity for thought, people, moreover, are not only free to choose between given possibilities, but able to conceive novel possibilities and explore their consequences.

How should we act?
Effective action is based on a clear sense of goals or values, and a good model of the environment in which you try to reach these goals. By applying problem-solving methods, you can explore the possible situations in your model to find the most efficient path from your present situation to your goal. You can then try out this action plan in practice, taking into account the feedback you get in order to correct your course.

How can we be happy?
People are happy when they are "in control", that is, feel competent to satisfy their needs and reach their goals. Happiness is most common in societies which provide sufficient wealth, health care, education, personal freedom and equality. Happy people tend to be self-confident, open to experience and have good personal relations. Promoting these social and personal values should increase our overall quality of life.

Why cannot we live forever?
Evolution has predisposed us to age and die because fitness is achieved more easily by fast reproduction than by long life. Aging is the result of a variety of deterioration processes. Therefore, it is unlikely that we will achieve biological immortality in the near future, in spite of a constantly increasing life span. However, we can still aim for cybernetic immortality: survival of our mental organization, rather than our material body.

What is the meaning of life?
This question in a sense summarizes all previous questions. It is usually understood as: "What are the highest values, the Supreme Goals which I should try to achieve?". We stress that every human being must freely set those goals for himself or herself. The supreme goal which we choose derives logically from our cybernetic world view: to make a constructive contribution to the evolution of humanity, in order to maximize our long-term chances of survival (immortality). In essence, the meaning of life is to increase evolutionary fitness. 


Accident prone: In personal ads, usually means pissing and/or shitting while still clothed. 
Acomoclitic: preference for hairless genitals 
Acousticophilia: arousal from sounds 
Adult babies: preference for dressing up in infants' clothing, including diapers, and being treated as such. 
Adultery: having sex outside a marriage 
Agoraphilia: arousal from open spaces or having sex in public 
Altocalciphilia: high heel fetish 
Amaurophilia: preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner 
Ambisexual: bi-sexual 
Amomaxia: sex in a parked car 
Amychesis: act of scratching partner during sexual passion 
Anilingus: rimming or penetration of anus with tongue 
Animal training: AT. Games in which one or more partners, usually the bottom, takes on the role of an animal, usually a dog, and wears a collar & leash. 
Androgyny: having both male & female characteristics 
Androminetophilia: arousal from female partner who dresses like male 
Androsodomy: anal sex with a male partner 
Anomeatia: anal sex with a female partner 
Anophilemia: kissing anus 
Aphrodisiacs: drugs stimulating a sexual response 
Arsometry: anal sex 
Ass to mouth: penis or other object taken from ass and inserted in mouth 
Autofellatio: ability of male to put his penis in his own mouth. 
Autopederasty: person inserting their own penis into their anus 
B 
Balls: male testes 
Barosmia: arousal from smell 
Bath house: commercial baths, some of which allow sex on premises 
BDSM: Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism 
Bear: in gay community, usually a large, bearded, beefy man, with substantial body hair. 
Beaver: female genitalia
Bestiality: zoophilia; sex with animals 
Bi-Sexuality: people with sexual attraction for both sexes 
Bigynist: sex between one male and two females 
Bivirist: sex between one female and two males 
Blow job: fellatio 
Blueballs:.having an erection for a long time without ejaculating; causing a paiful feeling. 
Bondage: physical or mental restriction of partner 
Boner: erection 
Bordellos: houses of prostitution 
Bottom: passive partner during sex, or masochist, slave, submissive 
Bouginonia: female masturbation from the use of dildos or objects that stretch open the vagina 
Brachioprotic eroticism: a deep form of fisting where the arm enters the anus 
Bradycubia: slow movement during penetration 
Buggery: anal sex 
Bukkake: In porn movies, where many men ejaculate on the face of an actress 
Bunghole: anal opening 
Butch: masculine appearance and behaviors.Often used to describe gay men and women. 
Butt plugs: anal inserts, usually made of rubber, with flared base to stay put. 
C 
Cameltoes: the outline of a female's pussy crack, as seen through thin or clingy fabric 
Candaulism: spouse who watches partner having sex with other 
Caning: whipping with a switch or cane to discipline partner 
Castration: removal of the scrotum, testicles, or penis 
Cat Fighting: women fighting without rules and often tearing of clothing and hair pulling. 
Catatasis: stretching of the penis 
Celibacy: abstinence from sex 
Chastity: sexual abstinence 
Chastity Belts: leather or metal belts used to prevent genital penetration 
Chezolagnia: masturbating while defecating 
Chrematistophilia: person aroused by having sex partner steal from them 
Chubby Chasers: people who are aroused by obesity in partner 
Circumcision: the removal of foreskin on genitals 
Clamps: metal, plastic, or wood fasteners used on nipples or genitals 
Clitoris: the female sexual organ located at the top front of the vulva that, when stimulated, becomes hard and can produce an orgasm 
Cock Rings: rings placed around the base of the male genitals to maintain erections. 
Cock Sock: device used on penis as barrier, in mainstream. 
Cocktails: drinking of body secretions from a glass 
Coitus: sexual penetration. 
Condoms: latex or animal intestine used to guard against contact with partner's genitals 
Computer sex: the use of computers for sex games, communication, and erotic photography 
Coprolalia: arousal from using obscene language or writing 
Coprophagy: the consumption of feces 
Coprophilia: arousal from playing with feces, a.k.a. scat 
Coprography: writing obscene words or phrases, usually in public toilets 
Cream pie: in porn, close-up of cum dripping out of vagina. 
Cross dressing: a person who enjoys wearing the apparel of the opposite sex 
Crurofact: leg fetish 
Cub: term used for a young and submissive man who seeks the company of bears. 
Cum: v. to orgasm n.substance one dispels during orgasm; jizz, spunk, splooge 
Cunnilingus: oral sex on a woman 
Cunt: harsh term used to refer to the vagina. 
Cynophilia: arousal from sex with dogs 
D 
Defilement: arousal from partner or self becoming dirty or wet 
Dental dam: a safe sex barrier, a flat sheet of of latex, used when performing cunnilingus or anilingus.. 
Dermagraphism: marks left on the skin of a partner by biting, scratching or sucking 
Dermaphilia: doraphilia; sexual stimulus from skin 
Deviance: paraphilia; practice that deviates from the majority of society 
Dildonics: specially wired sextoys for remote-controlled computer internet games 
Dildos device, usually made of rubber or plastic resembling penis, used for genital penetration 
Discipline: punishment and control of a partner in sex play 
Doggie style: intercourse where the man enters the woman's vagina from her back side. 
Dogging: couples who engage in sex in their car while others watch from outside 
Dominance/Submission: power exchange between partners 
Dominatrix: a dominant person in a bondage or S&M relationship, usually female. 
Dong: same as dildo
Double Anal: DA, two dicks in one ass at the same time. 
Double Penetration :DP, act involving female with penis in each oriface simultaneously. 
Double Vaginal: DV, two penises in one vagina simultaneously 
Douches: rinsing out the anus or vagina with liquids 
Drag queens: men who dress in female attire 
Dyke: lesbian, usually one who exibits male characteristics 
E 
Ejaculation:when a man expels semen from the penis during an orgasm 
Emetophilia: Roman shower; arousal from vomit 
Enema: the insertion and expulsion of fluids into the anus 
Eproctophilia: arousal from flatulence 
Erectile dysfunction: ED. the inability to get or sustain an erection 
Erotica: sexual literature and photos 
Exhibitionism: exposing body to inappropriate and nonconsenting people for arousal 
F 
Facial: when a man ejaculates on someone's face, usually a female 
Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus with a straw. 
Fellatio: oral sex on a male 
Female impersonators: men who dress in women's clothing, often for pay 
Femme: traditional feminine appearance, attributes and behavior, opposite of butch 
Fetishes:The best known object fetishes are for items of clothing, especially those made out of particular materials like fur, leather and rubber, and boots and shoes. 
Fisting: FF: inserting a fist or hand into the vagina or anus 
Flagellation: striking a person with an object 
Fluffer: person responsible for getting talent aroused on a porn set. 
Foot fetish: podophilia 
Foot job: rubbing feet on the penis, usually until orgasm. 
Frottage: rubbing body against partner or object for arousal 
G 
Gang Bangs: sex with a series of waiting partners 
Gay: person who prefers same sex lover 
Glory holes: a hole in a partition that allows a person on the other side to have their penis sucked anonymously. 
Golden enemas and Douches: urine deposited into anus or vagina 
Golden showers: GS: urinating onto a partner's body 
Gonads: testicles 
Gonzo: founder of gonzo is John "Buttman" Stagliano. His wife Tricia Devereaux was kind enough to give us THE definition: 
"Gonzo can take on several different forms. It can vary from the cameraman (in adult, very often the director) interviewing the actors, or participating in the scene with dialogue and/or sex. It can also mean that the actors are simply acknowledging the fact that there is a camera shooting what they are doing. So, although in adult gonzo, the cameraman is usually somehow visible or audible, simply the actors playing to the camera constitutes a gonzo scene." 
G-spot: an area in the upper wall of the vagina, especially pleasurable when stimulated. 
Granny porn: movies depicting older women having sex. 
Group Sex: sex with more than one partner or in close proximity of others 
Groupies: erotomania; people who are devoted to or who follow celebrities 
Gynonudomanic: compulsion to rip clothes off others 
H 
Half-and-half: when a prostitute performs fellatio and sexual intercourse in a single sex session. 
Hanky Codes: color codes to identify sexual preferences within leather, or BDSM community. 
Black: Paingames, Whipping/ Dark Blue: Fucking/ Brown: Shit/ Grey: Bondage/ Red: Fisting/ White: Wanking/ Yellow: Piss Which pocket is also important ie: left = top, right = bottom 
Hedonism: act of indulging in pleasure 
Hermaphrodite: person who has both part female and male genitalia 
Heterophilia: arousal from members of the opposite sex 
Homewrecker: person partly responsible for the breakup of a couple due to dating one of the partners. 
Homophobia: fear of same gender sex partner 
Homosexuality: arousal by partners of the same sex 
Hummer: fellatio
Hunk: muscular, macho type of man 
Hustler: a prostitute, especially a male. 
I 
Impotence: the inability to achieve an erection, see ED 
Incest: sex with close family member 
Inflatable dolls: plastic dolls that are designed for genital or oral penetration. 
Incubus: a spirit who was thought to lie on top of women and have sex while they slept 
J 
Jack off: to masturbate, jerk-off, usually men. 
K 
Kegel exercises: exercise of the pelvic muscles that control urine flow. 
Klismaphilia: arousal from enemas 
L 
Lactaphilia: arousal from lactating breasts 
Lap dancing: squatting above a sitting person and rubbing against them to create arousal without touching genitals 
Latex: rubber items of clothing worn by people with this fetish 
Lesbian: woman who prefers female lover 
Lipstick lesbian: a lesbian who displays "traditional" feminine dress & behavior. 
Lubricant: slippery substance used to make sex more comfortable and pleasurable 
M 
Masochism: ability to transfer emotions caused by pain to erotic feelings. 
Massage Parlors: a business establishment that specializes in sex for pay. 
Masturbation: self manipulation of genitals. 
Menage a trois: a couple having sex with a third party, or 3-way. 
Misogynist: a man who hates women 
Missionary position: "traditional" sexual position , where the woman lies on her back with her legs spread and the man mounts her with his arms supporting his weight. 
Mistress: a dominant woman in a BDSM relationship, dominatrix. 
Money shot: cum shot in a porn film when the man ejaculates, usually onto the partner's body or face. 
Multiple orgasm: more than one orgasm in a single sex session, especially in rapid succession 
Mysophilia: arousal from soiled clothing or foul odors. 
N 
Nasolingus: arousal from sucking nose of partner 
Necrophilia: sex with corpses 
Nocturnal emission: when a man has an erotic dream and ejaculates in his sleep. A wet dream. 
Nooner: a sexual encounter during the lunchtime hour 
Nymphomania: uncontrollable desire of woman for sex. 
O 
Ondinisme: arousal from urine 
Ophidiophilia: arousal from snakes 
Oral sex: contact between the mouth and genitals; use of the mouth in sex play 
Orgasms: climax of sexual excitement, throbbing release. 
Orgies: group sex, usually involving 3 or more couples. 
P 
Pederasty: anal sex 
Penis pump: cylinder put over the penis & pumped with air, creating a vacuum and expanding penis. 
Perversion: sexual acts that differ from the majority 
Pheromones: natural chemicals or hormones, said to induce sexual response 
Phone Sex: verbal sex between partners on a phone, often with each masturbating. 
Piercing: inserting needles into skin for arousal 
Pimps: procurer for sexual partners that pay. 
Piss: fascination with urine is fairly common, and is sometimes referred to as golden showers (GS), water sports (WS) Someone who likes drinking piss might describe themselves as thirsty 
Piston shot: used in porn industry to describe close-up of penis pounding pussy. 
Pocket pal: a sex toy shaped to resemble a vagina. 
Podophilia: arousal from feet 
Pompoir: vaginal muscle control that masturbates penis. 
Poppers: slang term for various substances known as nitrites, whose vapors, when inhaled, cause rapid but temporary enlargement of the blood vessels, and 'head rush'. 
Pornography: depictions of sex that are considered unacceptable by one's society. 
Pre-cum: small amount of clear fluid sometimes emitted by the penis during sexual arousal/stimulation but before orgasm. 
Premature ejaculation: too quickly acheived orgasm 
Priapism: medical condition characterized by a painful erection that won't go down. 
Pudendum, pudenda: a woman's external genitals 
Pussy: female genitalia 
Q 
Queef: to fart with the vagina, pussy farts 
Queening: when woman sits on a person's face and forces her cunt into their mouth and nose 
Queer: gay or lesbian 
R 
Raw: sex without a condom, bareback 
Renifleur: person aroused by smell of urine or by sniffing underwear 
Retifism: the fetish for boots or shoes, is fairly common and is clearly linked to domination and power. May be linked to other clothing fetishes. 
Reverse Cowgirl: sexual position where female sits on male's lap, with back to him. 
Rimming: licking of anus with tongue 
Ringing: insertion of permanent jewelry into a body piercing 
Roman Showers: vomiting on partner, usually after drinking urine. 
S 
Sacofricosis: cutting a hole in pant pocket to facilitate masturbation in public. 
Sadism: empowerment and arousal derived from injuring others 
Scat: arousal from using feces in sex play 
Scrotum: male testes 
She-male: male who dresses and/or has hormone treatments to appear female, but still has dick. 
Showers: depositing body fluids onto a partner's body 
Sixty-nine (69): oral sex performed by two people on each other simultaneously. 
Skank: though personal tastes vary, it is generally agreed that a female who has multiple tattoos and/or piercings, heavy makeup, fake tits, a hardened look, etc. can constitute a skank. Her body of work can also be a factor. 
Smegma: secretions from gland under foreskin of penis or clitoris 
Sniffer's row: the row of seats nearest the stage in a strip club 
Snowball: after a man ejaculates in someone's mouth, passing the semen back and forth between partners 
Sodomy: oral or anal intercourse involving penetration with male, female, or animal 
Spanking: using hand to slap partner's buttocks for sensory enhancement and arousal 
Spanking the monkey: male masturbation. 
Splooge: semen 
Strap-on: belted harness with artificial penis or dildo attached. 
Stunt dick: male hired on porn shoot strictly for dick work or the money shot. 
Succubus: a female spirit who was thought to lie under men, have sex with them while they slept 
Submission: surrender to and trust of a partner. 
Suitcase Pimp: popularized by Quasarman, term used to describe the unemployable, parasitic husbands or boyfriends of female porn stars. 
Swinging: group sex or wife swapping 
Swing: a sling-like object that allows a person to be suspended and move back and forth 
Sybian: a vibrating dildo that sits on top of an object that resembles a saddle 
T 
Tea room: a public toilet where gay men often have sex. 
Top: term for active partner who usually does the fucking during sex. Opposite of 'bottom'. 
Transgender: one who lives as the opposite sex, not necessarily having undergone surgery and/or hormone treatments to make oneself appear like the opposite sex. 
Transsexual: person who has undergone process of physically changing sexes 
Transvestite: person who is aroused by crossdressing 
Twink: youngish, smooth bodied male, preferred by 'hunks' in gay community. 
Tyler: the act of placing one's foot into another's anus, named for porn mistress Tina Tyler. 
U 
Uncut: uncircumcised 
Upskirt: picture or video taken surreptitiously, that shows the view up the skirt of a woman. 
V 
Vanilla: non-kinky, "traditional" sex, usually between men and women 
Vibrators: sex toys or tools that vibrate and are used to stimulate genitals. 
Vominatrix: a dominatrix who specializes in making her clients vomit. 
Voyeurism: arousal by watching others without their consent 
Vulva: the external part of a woman's genitals, including the labia and clitoris. 
W 
Wanking: male masturbation, originating in UK. 
Water sports: WS: the use of urine or enema in sexplay. 
Wood: an erect penis 
Y 
Yearming: sucking semen out of an oriface thru a straw, see also 'felching'. 





Angry Dragon
Right after she is done sucking your cock, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.


Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while she is cock sucking. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.


The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Don't name them as that is sick!


Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.


Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips. 

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Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of fucking. If she has a bear claw to start with it helps.


Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with 2 tits and a pussy while experiencing beer dick.


Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.


The Bronco
You start by fucking doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.


Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't lose the that smokin' body and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and get to fucking. Duct taping the bag on will avoid any chance of slippage


Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass fucking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the tits.


Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)


The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie fucking some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)


Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty. The solution is "Brown bagging it."


The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!


The Carpet Cleaner
While fucking a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.


The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.


Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.


Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while titty fucking.


Cock-Stuffing
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!


Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's sucking your cock.


The Concoction
First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.


The Compton Gangbang
You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)


Cop's Delight
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.


The Corkscrew
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.


Corn
Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"


Couch Bombing
When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first


Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.


Cum Dumpster
A quadriplegic whore.


Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.


Daisy Chain
Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.


Davey Crockett
A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.


Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.


Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.


Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.


Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.


Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.


Dutch Oven
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).


Dutch Treat
The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.


DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.


The Electric Chair
Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile dysfunction after performed.


Felching
A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail. *note: never seen it done with a straw...


The Fish Eye
From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motionsignaling that she has been there and done that.


Fish-Hook
When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.


The Fire Island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.


Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!


Flooding The Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.


The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.


The Flying Dutchman
This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.


The Fountain Of You
While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)


Fur Ball
When you're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, and a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.


Gobstopper
With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.


Golden Shower
Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.


Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad"


Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.


Hershey Highway
When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.


High Dive
The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous.


The Hindenburg
When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.


Hogging
While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.


Hole In One
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.


Hotdog In A Hallway
When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.


Hot Karl
The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.


Hot Karl Candy Cane
A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.


Hot Lunch
The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth.


Hummer
The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.


The Hunter Gatherer
You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.


The Indian Cock Burn
While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an Indian burn.


The Jedi Mind Trick
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".


The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.


The Juanita Special Bean Dip
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.


Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.


Kick-Fucking
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.


The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.


The Lorena Bobbit
Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)


The Menthol
The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.


The Mellon Dive
Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.


Monkey Wrench
When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.


Monroe Transfer
When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube. One defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of the other.


The Moped
A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.


The Mork
Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)


Moses
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.


The Motorboat
While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.


Muff Teaser
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.


The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.


Mushy Biscuit
This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.


New Jersey Meat-Hook
The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.


New York Style Taco
Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy trails.


The Nixon
A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.


Oyster
A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.


Pasadena Mudslide
This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)


Pattycake
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.


Paying The Rent
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously.


Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich
Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)


Pearl Necklace
Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.


The Pig Roast
While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger Cuffs.


Pink Glove
Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough during sex. When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.


The Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.


Plating
Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you don't see that on any Dawn commercials.


The Popcorn Trick
First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?


Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.


Purple Mushroom
This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.


Queef
A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released.


The Ram
When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.


Rear Admiral
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips


Red Wings
Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier!


Resuscitation
When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.


The Roddy Piper
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.


The Rodeo
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, fucking a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!


The Rose Creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to fuck her ass while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.


The Rusty Trombone
This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable female (AKA be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus mimicking a trombone player.


Sandbag
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to fuck away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.


The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.


The Seatbelt
While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom.


Shirley Temple
Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.


The Shocker
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)


Shop Vac
When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.


Shrimping
The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.


Skiing
While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.


Slumpbuster
When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.


Snerd Nurgling
The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...


Snoodling
When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You Snoodler!"


Snowball
Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you.


The Snuff
Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.


Stranger
Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.


Stranger On The Rocks
Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.


Strangers In The Night
When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else.


Stingy Nut
When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.


Sud N' Fud
When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.


Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.


Swimmer's Ear
When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.


Tea Bag
To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise.


3-Eyed Turtle
Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.


The Tortoise
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.


Tossing Salad
A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.)


Tropical Wind
When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.


Tuna Melt
You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be that time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.


Twisted Sister
Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some great S&M fun.


Vegetarian Hot Lunch
A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs.


Wake Up Call
Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. E.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"


The Walrus
After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.


Western Grip
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence, western.


Westside Glaze
Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left side of her face.


The Woody Woodpecker
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.


The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.